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Beware of Legjacking

November 16, 2022 Paul De Lancey

A simulated legjacking With the explosion in the numbers of people competing in long-distance races, runners are looking for any edge they  can get. For a while, runners took performance enhancing drugs, PEG. (Note, here […]

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Shaping Up to the Virus

April 6, 2020April 6, 2020 James Kobak

Athletes have been affected in many different ways by the postponement of the Olympics and other sporting events.  Some are finding novel ways to train during the COVID-19 crisis.  Hockey and basketball players are strengthening […]

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Too many excuses:

September 27, 2019September 27, 2019 Roger Hollis

Too hot Too cold Too hilly Too flat Too wide Too narrow Too many people Too few people Too long Too short Too early Too late Too fast Too slow NO EXCUSES

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Golden Rules of Running

August 16, 2019August 19, 2019 Roger Hollis

Replace running shoes every 400 to 500 miles (or 4-5 years, whichever comes first). Wait to run for at least 2 hours after eating a meal (otherwise, be sure that you are only 2 minutes […]

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Are runners crazy:

May 10, 2019May 10, 2019 Roger Hollis

At a recent meeting, the subject was habits (not the ones the nuns wear!). One meeting participant stated that she could not understand how runners could possibly get up and go out for a run […]

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What Do Runners Wear?

October 12, 2018October 12, 2018 Roger Hollis

Well, everything and nothing. While the vast majority of runners do wear traditional running attire, there certainly are an abundance of outliers that go against the traditional. There are races for runners wearing pink bunny […]

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Running with the Bulls(hitters):

August 17, 2018August 17, 2018 Roger Hollis

While we’ve all heard about and seen the runners who run with the bulls during the “Running of the Bulls” in Pamplona, Spain and have to wonder why anyone in their right mind would want […]

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Spring things (for runners)

April 20, 2018April 20, 2018 Roger Hollis

Ah, spring. It is the best of times; it is the worst of times (with apologies to Charles Dickens) for runners. The cold grip of winter is now (or shortly will be, we hope) behind […]

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Things only runners understand

April 13, 2018April 15, 2018 Roger Hollis

If you are new at running or hang around with runners you’ll hear and see things that a “normal” person wouldn’t necessarily understand so in the spirit of good fellowship to the hoi polloi, I […]

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Ah, Spring

March 30, 2018March 30, 2018 Roger Hollis

Spring is sprung, The grass is riz, I wonder where, All the flowers iz? Ok, so I’m not a poet, that’s obvious. But, spring is here and now it’s time. For all of you wanna […]

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