Billy Joel: Hostile Witness?
Billy Joel isn’t much help to authorities. He claims he didn’t start the fire, but provides no insight as to who did. I’m pretty sure it hasn’t always been burning since the world’s […]
Tag: Lisa Newlin
Toilet Paper: The F-word of Bathroom Tissue
The other day I ran to Target for a few essentials. I wandered into the section with the bathroom tissue because it was next to the end cap that had a display of wines that were […]
Cheers! A Wedding Toast To The Couple You Don’t Like
We’ve all seen it happen: A train wreck of a marriage, headed down a one-way track to Miseryville, with a small layover at Domestic Violence, USA. Whether it’s family, friends, or the librarian we’ve befriended in an effort […]
Things that should be on Kim Kardashian’s baby registry
Unless you live in a cave without internet access*, and/or you do something more productive than peruse gossip magazines while waiting in line at the grocery store, you know by now that Kim Kardashian is […]