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Billy Joel: Hostile Witness?

April 29, 2014
photo credit: JohnGoode via photopin cc

photo credit: JohnGoode via photopin cc

Billy Joel isn’t much help to authorities.


He claims he didn’t start the fire, but provides no insight as to who did.


I’m pretty sure it hasn’t always been burning since the world’s been turning.


Based upon simple scientific principles, the fire would have taken over the world after a few hundred years.


Someone knows more than what he’s telling…

Lisa Newlin

Lisa is a humor writer who plays an unconvincing lawyer in year life. She prefers dogs to most people, and food over most everything. Her blog, will make you feel better about your own life. It will also remind you that vodka is the answer to everything. (Except if the question is "What should I throw on this fire?" Then the answer is definitely NOT vodka.) She is also a co-author of the bestselling humor books, "I Just Want to Be Alone" and "'You've Got Lipstick On Your Teeth,' And Other Things Only Heard From Your Friends In The Powder Room." You should buy them immediately on

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One Response to Billy Joel: Hostile Witness?

  1. Bill Y Ledden
    April 30, 2014 at 4:41 pm

    Anytime I’m guilty of something, which is most of the time, I always start my defense with “We didn’t……” so for that reason and that reason alone, I say he’s guilty.

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