The United States Marine Band, which has played at every presidential inauguration since 1801, is already rehearsing for the inauguration of Donald J. Trump as the 45th President of the United States. For this event, […]
When my wife tells me, “You’re not as funny as you think,” I freely own up to my failings and admit, “That’s my dad’s fault.” Yes, the nut doesn’t fall far from the tree, so […]
The other day I ran to Target for a few essentials. I wandered into the section with the bathroom tissue because it was next to the end cap that had a display of wines that were […]
The irony of posting this on my phone is not lost on me
On Sunday, Pope Francis released doves of peace in St. Peter’s Square. As the doves flew away, a seagull and a crow attacked them. Sometimes irony can be hardcore.
Dear Lord, please forgive me for leaving a huge butt print on the window of the Unemployment Office. After traveling 30-miles to report that I’ve been laid off, I was greeted by a notice on […]
Tell me: Are bugs falling from your ceiling Or squirrels being chased around your house? Could you write a funny rant with feeling Or fantasize about a trailer house? Then you may be sitting on […]