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Pope’s Doves Attacked

January 28, 2014


On Sunday, Pope Francis released doves of peace in St. Peter’s Square. As the doves flew away, a seagull and a crow attacked them. Sometimes irony can be hardcore.

Mario Turchiarolo

Mario Turchiarolo is a film/TV/and comic book writer. He’s also a foodie who loves to cook and eat. Check out his food blog The Bite at http://the-biteblog.blogspot.com.

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8 Responses to Pope’s Doves Attacked

  1. Kathy Minicozzi
    January 28, 2014 at 5:14 pm

    Those demon seagulls from hell are at it again!

    I see another action movie in the making!

  2. January 28, 2014 at 3:13 pm

    Doesn’t bode well.

  3. Bill Y Ledden
    January 28, 2014 at 2:05 pm

    Sooner or later the illusion of the peaceful doves was bound to be brought down. I will remember where I was when I read this and tell my imaginary children about it.

  4. January 28, 2014 at 11:16 am

    I talked with the Cardinal in charge of the Popes Personal Protective Detail and I found out that the gulls are members of the elite Secret Seagulls Service, who are tasked with protecting the airspace above the Pope. Two of the doves released were not Doves of Peace, but were in fact suicide doves dressed like Peace Doves and somehow got through security.

    • January 28, 2014 at 1:41 pm

      Wow, Mike has the inside track on everything! I see a movie, a controversial movie that the vatican will ban but we will flock to the theaters and it will be talked about everywhere especially the History Channel. This is big stuff Mario! They will call it: The Dove Code

  5. Deb Martin-Webster
    January 28, 2014 at 10:22 am

    Nobody loves goody-two-shoe doves!

  6. January 28, 2014 at 7:06 am

    Darwin’s theory of natural selection on display for the pontiff I suspect

  7. January 28, 2014 at 6:18 am

    Those had to be the bully birds in the neighborhood everyone was talking about!

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