Dear Lord, I ask you, Oh Lord, a very serious question so please forgive me for my confused and possibly sinful ways. When the reverend asked us to Love Thy Neighbor did he mean that […]
Who doesn’t like the underdog family winning the game on Family Feud and coming back for week two? You can smell the cockiness from across the idiot box. The confidence, the snarkyness. Even a slight […]
Family Feud is like going to Vegas with a bad gambling addiction. The odds are never in your favor. Some invisible man we never see goes and asks 100 people out of 350 million Americans […]
2-year-old:*wakes me up* What’s that sound? Me: What sound? 2: A taco Me: 2 Me:*grabs baseball bat* There’s a fucking taco in my house — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 12, 2014 [at church] 4-year-old: This […]
Dear Lord, please forgive me and give me the ability to remember Fridays. It comes after Thursday and before Saturday, hence the reason my Friday Humor Devotional is being posted on Sunday, which also means […]
On Sunday, Pope Francis released doves of peace in St. Peter’s Square. As the doves flew away, a seagull and a crow attacked them. Sometimes irony can be hardcore.
What is the purpose of Church anyway? Does going to church create any positive impact upon the world? To show God that you have at least one set of nice clothes? Couldn’t God just take […]