Skip to content
06 Sep, 2026
Recent Humor
In Self-Regarding Twist, Anthropologist Studies Own Tribe
“I do know how to administer CPR. However, I will not administer CPR unless you’re a hot female. If you’re some fat dude and you just had a heart attack and I don’t really know you, you’re gonna die. No, not even if you’re a friend.” – Andrew Tate…
Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/4/26
Doo-Wop Castrati Tell Painful Truth About Falsettos
“Everybody has barriers to overcome, some more than others. I don’t want to act like I’m all that unique. America’s full of stories like mine. This is a special country with enormous opportunity for those who don’t quit.” – Mitch McConnell…
  • Writers
    • A – F
    • H – M
    • N – S
HumorOutcasts.com

HumorOutcasts.com

The Place to Take a Humor Break

  • Home
  • Home
  • About
  • Writing for HO and other FAQs
    • Becoming A HumorOutcasts Writer
  • Contact
    • Advertise With Us
    • Privacy Statement
    • Terms and Conditions
    • E-Mail Updates
  • Admin Posts
  • Ongoing Series
    • Angel Pays a Visit
    • Brian Kiley’s Twitter Comedy
    • Cooking and Recipes
    • Paul Lander’s Tweet Wisdom
    • Sparks Brief
    • TireMatch
  • HO Podcasts
    • audio converter for podcasts
  • HO Press
  • Home
  • Mike Oberg

Author: Mike Oberg

Photographer and former engineer, I write about things that bring me joy and passion. I believe God wants us all to laugh!

Do You Have What It Takes to be an Olympian?

February 16, 2014February 16, 2014 Mike Oberg

According to an article in The Daily Beast, there were 100,000 condoms delivered to Sochi for the approximately 3000 athletes. For a 17-day event, that’s a lot of action! If my math is correct, I […]

Share this Post:
6 CommentsFiction, Sports3000 athletes, condoms, humoroutcasts, MIke Oberg, olympics, Russia, sochi

I Got Nothing

December 6, 2013December 6, 2013 Mike Oberg

Today, while driving home from shopping, I noticed a new car with a custom license plate that said nothing. Literally. “NOTHING”. I mean this person (I couldn’t see the driver) paid for a public soapbox […]

Share this Post:
3 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Day, FictionCustom license plates

Saudia Arabia Needs YOU!

March 11, 2013 Mike Oberg

If you are looking for work and good with your hands, maybe you need to apply to help fill a shortage in Saudia Arabia. They need more swordsmen to perform the necessary beheadings throughout the […]

Share this Post:
5 CommentsFictionbeheadings, Saudia Arabia, swords

Forget Your Condoms (Or Ran Out)? Help is on the Way!

January 31, 2013 Mike Oberg

A new delivery service has just been announced by Durex, called SOS Condoms. Between the hours of 4PM to 4AM, they will deliver condoms anywhere in Dubai within an hour! If you don’t happen to […]

Share this Post:
4 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Day, Fictioncondoms, delivery service

Are Smart Phones Getting Sweeter?

April 26, 2012April 27, 2012 Mike Oberg

The early smart phones were healthy fruit — blackberries and apples. But lately, Google has introduced our phones to gingerbread, honeycomb, and ice cream sandwiches. The smart phone ads talk about all the data you […]

Share this Post:
4 CommentsTechnology

Rorschach Test: What Do You See?

February 28, 2012 Mike Oberg

I saw this picture on Pinterest and tracked its origin to Facebook, where it has created a lot of comments. It’s obviously a picture of a cute dog (named Fluffer), but some people see something […]

Share this Post:
9 CommentsFictioncute dog, Weiner

What Does the G.O.P. Stand For?

February 2, 2012 Mike Oberg

The Wall Street Journal recently told its writers to stop using the acronym “GOP” for the Republican party, because they thought many no longer knew what it stood for. I think they meant the acronym, […]

Share this Post:
3 CommentsPolitics"A Team", G.O.P.

Would a “Bone-eating Snot-flower” worm make a good pet?

September 2, 2011September 2, 2011 Mike Oberg

Now before you say anything, I know what you are thinking,  “He made up that name. There is no such animal. I mean, how can an animal even have “flower” in its name?” OK. Let me […]

Share this Post:
5 CommentsFiction, Uncategorizedanimals, weird

A Hand-y Guide to Wisdom

July 10, 2011July 11, 2011 Mike Oberg

My minister told us today that we can have a better life by following the wisdom contained in the five fingers of our hand. So here are five guidelines for living an empowered life, with […]

Share this Post:
5 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestyleforgiveness, goal setting, Positive thinking, releasing fear

The Role of Humor on Our Spiritual Journey

June 25, 2011 Mike Oberg

Spirituality helps us become a better person; humor allows people to put up with our work in progress. A well-conceived humorous article or joke can impart a spiritual truth in a manner that distracts our […]

Share this Post:
4 CommentsWords to Think UponRole of humor

Posts pagination

1 2 Next

RSS and More

  • Log in
  • Entries feed
  • Comments feed
  • WordPress.org
New Release
Ramo to the Rescue
By Donna Cavanagh Published by Shorehouse Books
Ramo to the Rescue
Available in Paperback and Kindle


New Release
Funny as Hell: Short Essays to Make You Laugh
By Bill Specer and HumorOutcasts Press

Available in Paperback and Kindle



New Release
Uranus Is Always Funny: Short Essays to Make You Laugh
By Bill Spencer
Uranus Is Always Funny
Available in Paperback and Kindle



Comments Are Part Of The Fun, Recent Comments

Bill Spencer on “I do know how to administer C…
Bill Y "The Legendar… on “Everybody has barriers to ove…
Bill Y "The Legendar… on “Karma comes after everyone ev…
Bill Y "The Legendar… on Psst, the European Union is NO…
Bill Y "The Legendar… on Natalie Harp yet to make a fin…
Bill Y "The Legendar… on Rare picture of Trump sleeping…
Bill Y "The Legendar… on Man who can’t fold an umbrella…
Bill Spencer on “Everybody has barriers to ove…
Bill Spencer on “Karma comes after everyone ev…
Bill Spencer on Psst, the European Union is NO…

Archives

Blogroll

  • Billy Dees and Perfect Media Prods
  • Daniela V. Gitlin
  • Desire to Inspire
  • HeartPrints.com – Mary Mooney blog
  • Lee Gaitan Blog
  • Paul De Lancey's Blog
  • You Just Have to Laugh -Cathy Sikorski





Help Keep HumorOutcasts Going!

Daily Musings

Not Coming this Fall: The Spider-Mansplainer: A Brand New Day

Cartoon: Trump/Jung Un 2.0

Cartoon: Summer Reading

Top Posts & Pages

  • DropBox Hack Reveals More Pictures of Jennifer Lawrence's Beautiful Pussy
    DropBox Hack Reveals More Pictures of Jennifer Lawrence's Beautiful Pussy
  • “I do know how to administer CPR. However, I will not administer CPR unless you’re a hot female. If you’re some fat dude and you just had a heart attack and I don’t really know you, you’re gonna die. No, not even if you’re a friend.” - Andrew Tate…
    “I do know how to administer CPR. However, I will not administer CPR unless you’re a hot female. If you’re some fat dude and you just had a heart attack and I don’t really know you, you’re gonna die. No, not even if you’re a friend.” - Andrew Tate…
  • “Everybody has barriers to overcome, some more than others. I don't want to act like I'm all that unique. America's full of stories like mine. This is a special country with enormous opportunity for those who don't quit.” - Mitch McConnell…
    “Everybody has barriers to overcome, some more than others. I don't want to act like I'm all that unique. America's full of stories like mine. This is a special country with enormous opportunity for those who don't quit.” - Mitch McConnell…
  • Coping with CRAFT Disease
    Coping with CRAFT Disease
  • Some say the only two people who know the truth about Brandon Dawson and Tasha Deeter are Tasha Deeter and Brandon Dawson...
    Some say the only two people who know the truth about Brandon Dawson and Tasha Deeter are Tasha Deeter and Brandon Dawson...
  • In Self-Regarding Twist, Anthropologist Studies Own Tribe
    In Self-Regarding Twist, Anthropologist Studies Own Tribe
  • Trump Selects "Donaldia" as Name for Rebranded Planet Earth
    Trump Selects "Donaldia" as Name for Rebranded Planet Earth
  • HumorOutcasts Radio Interview with Perry Block "Nouveau Old, Formerly Cute"
    HumorOutcasts Radio Interview with Perry Block "Nouveau Old, Formerly Cute"
  • Doo-Wop Castrati Tell Painful Truth About Falsettos
    Doo-Wop Castrati Tell Painful Truth About Falsettos
  • Voiceover and Narration for Authors: Ruth Weisberg
    Voiceover and Narration for Authors: Ruth Weisberg
Copyright © HumorOutcasts.com All rights reserved.
Magazine Plus by WEN Themes