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Photographer and former engineer, I write about things that bring me joy and passion. I believe God wants us all to laugh!

Do You Have What It Takes to be an Olympian?

February 16, 2014February 16, 2014 Mike Oberg

According to an article in The Daily Beast, there were 100,000 condoms delivered to Sochi for the approximately 3000 athletes. For a 17-day event, that’s a lot of action! If my math is correct, I […]

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6 CommentsFiction, Sports3000 athletes, condoms, humoroutcasts, MIke Oberg, olympics, Russia, sochi

I Got Nothing

December 6, 2013December 6, 2013 Mike Oberg

Today, while driving home from shopping, I noticed a new car with a custom license plate that said nothing. Literally. “NOTHING”. I mean this person (I couldn’t see the driver) paid for a public soapbox […]

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3 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Day, FictionCustom license plates

Saudia Arabia Needs YOU!

March 11, 2013 Mike Oberg

If you are looking for work and good with your hands, maybe you need to apply to help fill a shortage in Saudia Arabia. They need more swordsmen to perform the necessary beheadings throughout the […]

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5 CommentsFictionbeheadings, Saudia Arabia, swords

Forget Your Condoms (Or Ran Out)? Help is on the Way!

January 31, 2013 Mike Oberg

A new delivery service has just been announced by Durex, called SOS Condoms. Between the hours of 4PM to 4AM, they will deliver condoms anywhere in Dubai within an hour! If you don’t happen to […]

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4 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Day, Fictioncondoms, delivery service

Are Smart Phones Getting Sweeter?

April 26, 2012April 27, 2012 Mike Oberg

The early smart phones were healthy fruit — blackberries and apples. But lately, Google has introduced our phones to gingerbread, honeycomb, and ice cream sandwiches. The smart phone ads talk about all the data you […]

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Rorschach Test: What Do You See?

February 28, 2012 Mike Oberg

I saw this picture on Pinterest and tracked its origin to Facebook, where it has created a lot of comments. It’s obviously a picture of a cute dog (named Fluffer), but some people see something […]

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9 CommentsFictioncute dog, Weiner

What Does the G.O.P. Stand For?

February 2, 2012 Mike Oberg

The Wall Street Journal recently told its writers to stop using the acronym “GOP” for the Republican party, because they thought many no longer knew what it stood for. I think they meant the acronym, […]

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3 CommentsPolitics"A Team", G.O.P.

Would a “Bone-eating Snot-flower” worm make a good pet?

September 2, 2011September 2, 2011 Mike Oberg

Now before you say anything, I know what you are thinking,  “He made up that name. There is no such animal. I mean, how can an animal even have “flower” in its name?” OK. Let me […]

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A Hand-y Guide to Wisdom

July 10, 2011July 11, 2011 Mike Oberg

My minister told us today that we can have a better life by following the wisdom contained in the five fingers of our hand. So here are five guidelines for living an empowered life, with […]

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5 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestyleforgiveness, goal setting, Positive thinking, releasing fear

The Role of Humor on Our Spiritual Journey

June 25, 2011 Mike Oberg

Spirituality helps us become a better person; humor allows people to put up with our work in progress. A well-conceived humorous article or joke can impart a spiritual truth in a manner that distracts our […]

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