Is Bruce Jenner Sad and How Can You Tell?
By now, you’ve all heard the tragic news: Bruce and Kris Jenner are splitting up. I bet you’re just as shocked as I am to hear this. Though in hindsight, I guess it shouldn’t come […]
Tag: Kim Kardashian
Musing on Manziel’s 30 Minute Suspension
MUSING ON MANZIEL’S 30 MINUTE SUSPENSION Sometimes the Comedy Gods are looking out for you. Writer’s block? Not when Johnny Football has a Magic Marker. Writer’s cramp? Sure, yeah, Manziel couldn’t have played the first […]
Fame came a calling, one fateful day but her terms were not to my liking.
Fame came a calling, one fateful day but her terms were not to my liking. I’m a man of low moral standing who shouldn’t be allowed to eat at the same table as you and […]
Things that should be on Kim Kardashian’s baby registry
Unless you live in a cave without internet access*, and/or you do something more productive than peruse gossip magazines while waiting in line at the grocery store, you know by now that Kim Kardashian is […]
What The Candidates Were Thinking During The Final Debate
Last night my dog Gregory was angry because I wanted to watch the final Presidential debate and wouldn’t let him put on his Scooby-Doo DVD. To get back at me, he peed on the cable […]
Kanye West and Kim Kardashian:The Newest Power Couple?
Celebrity gossip rags are reporting that Kanye West is dating Kim Kardashian. Rumor has it that their first official date included dinner, a movie and a trip to Taylor Swift’s house to take back her most recent […]