Fame came a calling, one fateful day but her terms were not to my liking. I’m a man of low moral standing who shouldn’t be allowed to eat at the same table as you and I’ve seen and done some despicable things but even I have standards. As much as my dream to become a television personality, model and businessman remains intact, I refuse to bow down at the feet of Kourtney Kardashian:
Ewwwwww.
100 per cent.
It’s always good to have that example before us that makes it easy for most of us to rise above.
And that is one hell of an example!
Licking hairy toads is okay but I draw the line at hairy toes.
Licking hairy toads is what I call a Saturday afternoon but the hairy toes is just wrong.
I like your high integrity Bill Y. Never bow down! Make her shave her toe hair first! It’s funny how his name is Di-Sick. Somehow seems apt.
I have no idea who that guy is and after reading those few lines about him, I think I can safely say that I don’t want to care.