Cartoon: No Country For Creepy Old Men But Plenty of Tweeting Writer: Paul Lander Artist: Dan McConnell
CUTTY SARK SCUTTLES COACH SARK USC coach Steve Sarkisian apologized for being a drunk-word-slurring-F-bomb-tossing-dildo-joke-telling jerk at last Saturday’s Salute to Troy event. Okay, about that. Apparently, Coach Sark can’t handle his Sark. And, besides him […]
OFFICER SHAQ Shaquille O’Neal is taking his physicals to be on the Miami police force. Surprised? Don’t be. Lots of folks with Irish surnames have careers in law enforcement. So what’s so surprising if […]
ZIMMERMAN VS DMX FIGHT OFF. WE’VE GOT BETTER. The proposed George Zimmerman versus rapper DMX celebrity boxing match is off. It was on, now it’s off. I’m starting to feel sorry for George Zimmerman. […]
I am someone who does a lot of stupid things. I routinely get myself in hot water by blindly rushing into situations. My best friend said I am “attracted to primordial danger”. When I was […]
The regrettably late Court TV was a TV experiment way ahead of its time. What seemed a grotesque spectacle in 1994 with the thoroughly televised trial of Lyle and Erik Menendez, has become a permanent state of […]
Judging by O.J. Simpson’s appearance in court yesterday, even the prisons in Vegas have buffets.
Since when did we all feel compelled to actually keep up with the Kardashians? In my opinion there’s nothing special about “Keeping Up with the Kardashians,” since anyone, even a 10 year old boy with […]