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Wife: “You’re basically just a penis with a drinking problem.” Me: *hugs her* We finally understand each other. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December 12, 2013 My wife texted that she’s having a bad […]
Yesterday, I went to the doctor’s office. As I was waiting my turn, an older lady came in with her health care aide. The health care worker parked the lady’s wheelchair, and I guess she […]