Epic Fail……………..
We should all be keeping a journal about this historic time. I must have four or five blank or half-filled journals around here, but haven’t begun nary a one. I keep telling myself that my […]
Tag: failure
Baseball, the Game of Failure
In hardly any aspect of life can a man be if a failure if he succeeds .700 of the time. However, a pitcher stinks if he gets .700 of his batters out. A fielder […]
Plumbing, Part 2: It Gets Worse
SLIGHTLY OFF THE MARK Last week, I described how preparing to fix my home’s only toilet turned into a half day ordeal. The rest of the day went pretty much the way you’d expect: […]
Unicorn Bites 5/13/14
“Just be yourself.”—people who want me to fail at life — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 13, 2014 Me: Well? Doctor: You’re it M: What?! D: You got tagged in 1991 & never tagged anyone else […]
Unicorn Bites 12/12/13
Wife: “You’re basically just a penis with a drinking problem.” Me: *hugs her* We finally understand each other. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December 12, 2013 My wife texted that she’s having a bad […]