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Are You A Handywoman? Take This Simple Test and See!

August 22, 2015August 22, 2015 Roz Warren

As I was reading “Not Your Mother’s Book on Home Improvement,” a recent collection of light-hearted essays by (primarily) middle-aged female do-it-yourselfers, it became abundantly clear to me that, unlike the women who tell their […]

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7 CommentsEveryday Lifedo it yourself, fixit, Home Improvement, home repair, humor, Not Your Mother's Book Home Improvement

The Fall of The Conservative Lawn Mower

October 16, 2014October 16, 2014 Mark R Hunter

SLIGHTLY OFF THE MARK   With the purchase of a brand new lawn mower, only the third new one I’ve ever bought, I said goodbye to my conservative lawn mower. (So named because it stopped […]

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4 CommentsEveryday Life, Technologydo it yourself, home maintenance, maintenance, mechanical fail, Summer

Calling All Undo-It-Yourselfers. Cast Off Your Shame and Join Us

September 16, 2014 E. V. Erton

There it goes again, the shriek of a buzz saw. My neighbor can’t stop himself. I swear he can’t go more than a day without cutting, hammering, puncturing, screwing, or smashing something. He’s driven by […]

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4 CommentsFictionAK-47, building projects, buzz saw, do it yourself, funny, hammer, Home Improvement, woodwoork

Plumbing, Part 2: It Gets Worse

June 12, 2014June 12, 2014 Mark R Hunter

SLIGHTLY OFF THE MARK   Last week, I described how preparing to fix my home’s only toilet turned into a half day ordeal. The rest of the day went pretty much the way you’d expect: […]

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8 CommentsEveryday Lifedo it yourself, dog, emily, failure, Home Improvement, instructions, maintenance, plumbing, slightly off the mark, toilets

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