Unicorn Bites #521

4-year-old: Why do you get sad when you get the mail? Me: It’s nothing but bills. 4: You should tell Bill to stop writing you letters. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 6, 2014 Girls posts […]

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I don’t write for The Hull Times so don’t even think about sending me hate mail. I have enough hate mail to last me 678 times longer than the rest of the career of Bon Jovi and that’s a conservative estimate. Does anyone know how to apply for a passport?

Back Where they Belong  

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