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The day a mysterious package came

March 17, 2017March 17, 2017 Michael Picarella

My wife and I don’t use our home phone. We use our cell phones. In fact, the only people calling us on our land line are salespeople and scammers, making me often wonder why we […]

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2 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, LifestyleCardiology, Device, doctor, family, fun, funny, health, heart, humor, mail, marriage, Pacemaker, stress

Forget about forgetting surgery

February 10, 2017 Michael Picarella

There’s another dimension of surgery beyond that which is known to the patient. According to the guy in the hospital who kept referring to himself as my bartender, I, the patient in this case, wouldn’t […]

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Everyday Life, Good Clean Fun, LifestyleBartender, doctor, family, humor, marriage, memory, Pacemaker, RN, surgery, wife

All charged up for the New Year

December 30, 2016January 1, 2017 Michael Picarella

When my son was born 13 years ago, my wife and I couldn’t even pay someone large sums of cash we didn’t have to get an invite to a New Year’s Eve party. It was […]

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