Unicorn Bites #521
4-year-old: Why do you get sad when you get the mail? Me: It’s nothing but bills. 4: You should tell Bill to stop writing you letters. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 6, 2014 Girls posts […]
4-year-old: Why do you get sad when you get the mail? Me: It’s nothing but bills. 4: You should tell Bill to stop writing you letters. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 6, 2014 Girls posts […]
Boss: What’d you accomplish today? Me: I made the office prettier by showing up B: M: B: M: I didn’t poop my pants B: That’s progress — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 26, 2013 […]