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Poway Ballet
Crave the action, the adrenaline rush of a Die Hard(tm) movie, but with the elegance of live ballet? Come see Poway Ballet Company’s hard-hitting updates of beloved ballet classics. Get your tickets now. Paul De […]
The Chicken Prosciutto Sandwich and How it Defeated Napoleon
Fusion Entree CHICKEN PROSCIUTTO SANDWICH INGREDIENTS 4 chicken breasts 1 cup aioli sauce 6 ounces mozzarella 1 Roma tomato 4 sesame-seed hamburger buns 1 cup bread crumbs 8 slices proscuitto 4 lettuce leaves no-stick spray […]
Unicorn Bites 7/9/14
Boss: How long were you in the bathroom? Me: Not long. Boss: The motion-sensing lights shut off on you. Me: I noticed that when I woke up — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) July 9, 2014 What […]
Unicorn Bites 10/31/13
Craigslist killers are old news. I only fear murderers on Pinterest. They’ll turn your skull into a decorative centerpiece. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 31, 2013 In my state, it’s legal to own […]
Unicorn Bites 9/24/13
My 3-year-old thinks kindergarten is pronounced “ninja garden,” in case you wondered why she’s eager to be old enough to go to school. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 24, 2013 I playfully threw […]
Kathy’s Points to Remember
1. When you are out walking your dog at night, try not to squash any rats with your foot. It will feel really slimy and squishy, you will splatter rat innards on the sidewalk, it […]