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Poway Ballet

June 7, 2021 Paul De Lancey

Crave the action, the adrenaline rush of a Die Hard(tm) movie, but with the elegance of live ballet? Come see Poway Ballet Company’s hard-hitting updates of beloved ballet classics. Get your tickets now. Paul De […]

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Motivational Poster – Goals

May 13, 2021May 13, 2021 Paul De Lancey

Dear Reader, Life is hard. But if we don’t try to achieve anything, we will be become listless and depressed. We can do little things, sure. However, if we accept these minor achievements as the […]

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Words of wisdom

January 11, 2014 Mike Cyra

Student skydiver to Jumpmaster: “If my main parachute doesn’t open, how long do I have to open my reserve chute?” Jumpmaster: “The rest of your life.”

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