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My Sister’s Plot to Kill Me

December 12, 2017January 9, 2020 Tim Jones

[This is a true story.] One of the following is something I have NEVER done. Can you guess? Eaten oysters Driven 1,300 miles with a rabbit and a parakeet Gone skinny dipping Jumped out of […]

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2 CommentsFiction, Relationshipsadventure, relationships, skydiving

Daredevils

October 11, 2017October 12, 2017 Mary Mooney

Tuesday, October 11, 2017 Today I am grateful for daredevils. . .and I am also grateful I am not one of them.  I think I’m at the point in my life where I don’t want […]

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3 CommentsFictionbungee jumping, cows, daredevils, funny, humor, humoroutcasts, Mary Mooney, skydiving

Face your fears….or not!

March 3, 2017 cathy sikorski

I’m trying to take my daughter’s advice. Six months ago when I went to France she told me to heed Eleanor Roosevelt’s advice: “Do something you are afraid to do every day.” On that trip, […]

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15 CommentsGood Clean FunEleanor Roosevelt, France, French, Iceland, iFly, indoor skydiving, Moped, motorcycle, scared, skydiving, Snowmobiling, Theresa Caputo

How To Strengthen Your Flabby Dare Devil Muscles

January 24, 2016February 9, 2016 Molly Stevens
Skydivers jumping from airplane

Every hometown newspaper in the universe has featured a story about an adventurous retiree fulfilling a lifelong dream of skydiving. I see that beaming face lunge from 14,000 feet and shudder. I could NEVER do that. Or could […]

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8 CommentsGood Clean FunAARP, dare devil, free fall, risk taking, skydiving

Indoor Skydiving on My Honeymoon

May 27, 2015 Bill Spencer

I went indoor skydiving on my honeymoon. I mean that literally, not figuratively. If you’re for unique ideas for your honeymoon, take a look at Jettly to see if you could hire a private jet […]

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8 CommentsEveryday Life, RelationshipsBill Spencer, courtship, fear of heights, funny, honeymoon, humor, Humor Outcasts, humour, indoor skydiving, love, marriage, romance, skydiving

Words of wisdom

January 11, 2014 Mike Cyra

Student skydiver to Jumpmaster: “If my main parachute doesn’t open, how long do I have to open my reserve chute?” Jumpmaster: “The rest of your life.”

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3 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Dayadrenaline, advice, aviation, humor, Life and death, reality, skydiving, sports

Where in the World is D.B. Cooper?

August 2, 2011 Donna Cavanagh

D.B. Cooper, the mysterious hijacker who plummeted out of existence when he jumped from a Northwest jet 40 years ago, has flown back into the news again. It seems that the FBI, who never closed […]

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11 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestyle, Movies & TVD.B. Cooper, FBI, hijacking, humor, movies, Mystery, Republicans, skydiving, TV

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