Dear Lord, please help me to explain to my extreme couponing addicted wife that there is NEVER, EVER a reason to buy econo-sized Jock Itch Powder, Yeast Infection Cream or Hemorrhoid Suppositories just because she’s got a two-dollars-off-any-pharmacy-items-in-store curricular and a buy-one-get-one-free coupon. Okay, the Hemorrhoid Suppositories was on her list because her incessant couponing is a freaking pain in my ass, Amen.
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It’s not about need, Deb. A bargain is a bargain. You never, NEVER pass up buy one, get one free. No matter what it is.
Thank you Mario! I feeling much better about using those double-in-store-coupons to buy the economy packs of elax and Depends! 😉
I’ll take the Yeast Infection Cream off your hands. Thirsty Dave’s home-brew isn’t turning out too good and he thinks the yeast is infected!
A case of it is on its way Bill. I’ve also sent Scurvy Jane my extra buy-one-get-one-free coupons. Always willing to share my addiction.
HAHAHA!
I’m happy you’re amused Mike! AND, my husband’s hemorrhoids are shrinking nicely, thank you!
On the other hand, a person can never have enough wrinkle-erasing cream. That is a necessity, like breathing.
I agree Kathy. If I cover my husband with it maybe he’ll disappear?? 😉
LOL!
Thanks Kathy, sometimes you must buy big and humble small!
TMI dear TMI
But you’re the one who clips the coupons, dear!
Hey, hoarding on certain products might not seem worthwhile initially, but one round of a hemorrhoid attack and it’s very worth it.
You are right Donna, I guess one can never have enough hemorrhoid medication. I need to use large quantities of it every time there’s an election.