Dear Lord, if my husband brings me one more bouquet of flowers I’m going to divorce him! Don’t get me wrong I love the sentiment; however, they would be much more flattering if he didn’t work at a cemetery, Amen.
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I’m not one to cause a domestic but if Jill Y even called me Grandpa Bernie once, she would be taking those imaginary kids and staying with her mother for an extended period of time and by extended, I mean until the bar closes!
Sadly Bill, my husband stole them from Grandpa Bernie’s resting place then went to the pub before giving them to me. How did I know this, I was at the pub too, lol!
As job benefits go, that’s an odd one!
Could be worse Mark, he could neuter bulls and bring home mountain oysters . . .
Yeah, that would be worse …
Look at the bright side. At least he’s recycling! 😉
. . . more like regifting. 😉
Tough economic times call for tough economic measures. 🙂
Larry it’s all about the love and death till you part stuff. He just took the death part literally! 😉
I’m not one to cause a domestic but if Jill Y even called me Grandpa Bernie once, she would be taking those imaginary kids and staying with her mother for an extended period of time and by extended, I mean until the bar closes!
Sadly Bill, my husband stole them from Grandpa Bernie’s resting place then went to the pub before giving them to me. How did I know this, I was at the pub too, lol!
As job benefits go, that’s an odd one!
Could be worse Mark, he could neuter bulls and bring home mountain oysters . . .
Yeah, that would be worse …
Look at the bright side. At least he’s recycling! 😉
. . . more like regifting. 😉
Tough economic times call for tough economic measures. 🙂
Larry it’s all about the love and death till you part stuff. He just took the death part literally! 😉