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Shots After Midnight

February 6, 2015
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In today’s news a man fends off an armed intruder using only his wife as a weapon.  It was 1:00 AM when the man said he heard a loud crash then footsteps running towards the bedroom.  In his attempt to wake up his wife the thug rushed the man telling him to stay quiet or he’d shoot her.  His wife started to stir when the intruder grabbed the man and placed the gun to his head.

The intruder was dumbfounded by her reaction.  She insisted the intruder to go ahead and shoot him and began ranting about all the things he didn’t do (for her) on his day off.  How he forgot to fuel her car, mow the lawn, clean the garage, help her mother with her shopping, give the dog a bath, etc.  Her rant went on for at least two minutes giving the intruder enough time to escape with her husband as a hostage.

Police quickly caught up with the pair at a local bar having drinks.  When the police asked the man why he didn’t try to escape he said, “This is the first time I’ve had a quiet drink in years.”  The intruder added, “Yeah, and I’m buying!”

Deb Martin-Webster

After a successful career in Art Administration, at Temple University/Tyler School of Art, Deb has taken on a new challenging career as an aspiring writer. Author of short story A Hot Dog Stand in the Himalayas Deb has written her first novel published by HumorOutcasts Press titled, Love, Montana. A quick read crossing the genres of contemporary western romance and travel adventure with lots of witty humor thrown in the mix. Also check out Deb's popular HO series Friday Humor Devotional. It's prayer with an attitude.

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6 Responses to Shots After Midnight

  1. Kathy Minicozzi
    February 12, 2015 at 12:47 am

    This could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

    • Deb Martin-Webster
      February 12, 2015 at 8:08 pm

      Or partners in crime Kathy! 😉

  2. Bill Y Ledden
    February 11, 2015 at 1:58 pm

    Jill Y keeps talking about marriage… I was starting to come around to her way of thinking…Now Im not! lol. Ah, I’m laughing now…

    • Deb Martin-Webster
      February 12, 2015 at 8:07 pm

      Don’t do it Bill Y!! It’ll only lead to an imaginary divorce and imaginary alimony!

  3. Deb Martin-Webster
    February 9, 2015 at 12:22 pm

    LOL I agree Donna!!

  4. February 7, 2015 at 8:20 pm

    Drinks make the best of friends!



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