Unicorn Bites 8/9/14
4-year-old daughter: Dad, can I put nail polish on your fingers? Me: Do I look like a girl to you? 4: Me: 4: I’ll start with your pinkie — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) August 9, 2014 […]
4-year-old daughter: Dad, can I put nail polish on your fingers? Me: Do I look like a girl to you? 4: Me: 4: I’ll start with your pinkie — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) August 9, 2014 […]
Dear Lord, please help me forgive my OCD wife. I don’t mind, while taking an afternoon nap, her trimming my grossly overgrown toenails the exact same height and shape. What I do mind is not […]
I grew up in a family with three older sisters (and no brothers). As a kid I often found my hair being braided and my fingernails being painted. As a result, I never braid my […]