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Friday Humor Devotional

April 4, 2014
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“Eh, could you point that thing in another direction please!”

Dear Lord, please help me explain to my overzealous exercise freak of a neighbor that doing his downward dog yoga position directly in front of his huge bay window is not only unattractive, it only reminds me to schedule my colonoscopy, Amen.

 

Deb Martin-Webster

After a successful career in Art Administration, at Temple University/Tyler School of Art, Deb has taken on a new challenging career as an aspiring writer. Author of short story A Hot Dog Stand in the Himalayas Deb has written her first novel published by HumorOutcasts Press titled, Love, Montana. A quick read crossing the genres of contemporary western romance and travel adventure with lots of witty humor thrown in the mix. Also check out Deb's popular HO series Friday Humor Devotional. It's prayer with an attitude.

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8 Responses to Friday Humor Devotional

  1. Bill Y Ledden
    April 5, 2014 at 3:29 am

    Bill Y regularly gets glasses of liquid thrown over him but this made me spill my own coffee over myself. What an image. Thank God you used clip art and not an actual photo.

    • Deb Martin-Webster
      April 5, 2014 at 10:18 am

      It’s wasn’t a pretty sight Bill. Even worse was searching for the perfect photo. Thank God for clip art. The horror, the horror . . .

  2. Kathy Minicozzi
    April 4, 2014 at 5:18 pm

    Maybe this is his way of mooning people and getting his yoga in at the same time?

    • Deb Martin-Webster
      April 4, 2014 at 5:52 pm

      Kathy,I guess we can say this guy was multi-t’ass-king.

  3. April 4, 2014 at 2:20 pm

    Well, Deb maybe the hospitals hire him as a reminder? LOL

    • Deb Martin-Webster
      April 4, 2014 at 2:30 pm

      Sadly this piece of clip art reminded me of my appointment. LOL!

      • April 4, 2014 at 2:35 pm

        I think those types of neighbors are planted in front of open windows to make us couch potatoes feel bad…

        • Deb Martin-Webster
          April 4, 2014 at 3:46 pm

          Aw but if they only knew how bad it looks from my living room window. Four words: Men Shouldn’t Wear Thungs!



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