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Running; A gateway drug:

May 17, 2019May 20, 2019 Roger Hollis

Following up on a recent post about the question “is running a habit or an addiction?” where I concluded that the answer is “yes”, the next question is “is running a gateway drug?”. First, it […]

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Fictioncartoons, fitness, funny, health, humor, marathons, Roger Hollis, running

Ahh Spring:

April 12, 2019April 14, 2019 Roger Hollis

Now that spring is here, all of you indoor runners who prefer to stay inside during the winter months, can now abandon the treadmill at the gym or in the basement and venture back into […]

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Running is fun because?

January 25, 2019January 25, 2019 Roger Hollis

It gives you something to post on Facebook when you’re done! You can eat pizza and drink beer after you’re done! You look good naked! It’s cheaper than going to the gym! It’s cheaper than […]

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Winner, Winner, Turkey Dinner (you wish!)

November 16, 2018November 16, 2018 Roger Hollis

Well I’m sure that many of you runners and part-time runners have signed up to do a Turkey Trot next Thursday morning. Well, good for you. You’ll be joining the thousands who, in hopes of burning […]

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Runner’s Fears

October 19, 2018October 19, 2018 Roger Hollis

Over the years I’ve met many would be runners who tell me they have excused themselves from running for fear of: “I’m not a real runner!” Sure you are. If you’re running, you’re a runner. […]

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What Do Runners Wear?

October 12, 2018October 12, 2018 Roger Hollis

Well, everything and nothing. While the vast majority of runners do wear traditional running attire, there certainly are an abundance of outliers that go against the traditional. There are races for runners wearing pink bunny […]

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Have a Nice Trip

September 24, 2018September 24, 2018 Kathryn Taylor

Last Saturday morning I fell down and broke my crown. I didn’t really break it, but I certainly gave it some rough treatment. I had gotten up early to check Weather.com. When could I work […]

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3 CommentsEveryday Lifefalling, fitness, Garmin, humor, humoroutcasts, injury, Kathryn Taylor, rain, running, tumbles

“In the zone”

September 21, 2018September 22, 2018 Roger Hollis

Being a shameless promoter of running and of my latest publication “Running Log”; all of my contacts know my passion, for better or worse and, as such, are always willing to mention their association with […]

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My Private Workout with Obama

May 29, 2018May 29, 2018 Tim Jones

[The following is a 100% partially true story.] People routinely accuse me of telling over-the-top fabricated stories in Humor Outcasts. They make these outrageously unfair accusations just because I may bend the truth a tiny […]

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The Exercise Pill: One Swallow, Then Svelte

April 12, 2018May 16, 2018 Karen Galatz
The Exercise Pill: One Swallow, Then Svelte

    Just in time for Spring and Summer, well, almost, well, maybe  — an exercise pill. Think of it. One swallow away from svelte! It’s true. Well, sort of. What’s true is that scientists […]

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