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Runner’s Fears

October 19, 2018October 19, 2018 Roger Hollis

Over the years I’ve met many would be runners who tell me they have excused themselves from running for fear of: “I’m not a real runner!” Sure you are. If you’re running, you’re a runner. […]

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Monsters in the closet

April 17, 2014April 17, 2014 Journey McGuire

I’ve never been a very brave person, or even remotely brave actually. Let’s just go ahead and call me what I am; a weenie. I freak out about spiders, unexplained noises, ghosts, and hanging my […]

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4 CommentsEveryday Lifeboogeymen, fears, ghosts, heights, monsters in the closet, perverts, scary movies, spiders, that bitch from the Grudge, zombies

The Challenge of Avoiding Sharks

June 17, 2011August 3, 2013 Donna Cavanagh

I had lunch with my high school friends last week, and we started to talk about exercising which led to my one friend talking about this triathlon event that is being held in her New […]

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10 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestylealligators, dogs, fears, food, humor, Jersey shore, Poconos, sharks, snakes, triathalons

The Man In My Sister’s Bed

April 26, 2011April 27, 2011 Theresa Wiza

Cindy, my little sister, was around four years old – I was about five and a half – when with voice quivering, she begged me to join her in her bed. A frantic whisper spread […]

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7 CommentsEveryday Lifefears, imaginary friends, siblings, sisters

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