Yay, Ampersand
YAY, AMPERSAND The ampersand, one of my favorite symbols, I must say, ending in the same word it symbolizes. And it’s exciting, starting off with an amp … plus I know whenever I see it […]
Tag: Jersey shore
Snooki Gives Birth!
Snooki has given birth to a baby boy! In honor of the blessed event, MTV has bestowed upon its newest Jersey Shore cast member a multitude of gifts including: a liftetime supply of Axe body spray, […]
I Am a Lifesaver; I Am a Sister; I Had Vodka
This week, I was on vacation at the Jersey Shore. I was not anywhere near where the Jersey Shore TV show hangs out. I was in Long Beach Island, an idyllic shore community where the […]
Depraved Penguins Trending on Yahoo!
First of all, let’s just get this out of the way. Yes, I still use Yahoo. I know it’s not as cool and trendy as some other search engines but frankly those engines get on […]
Snooki, Kid Rock and the GOP
Recent events have brought two questions to mind: 1) Snooki might be pregnant. What’s the GOP’s stance on contraception now? 2) Why is Kid Rock endorsing Mitt Romney? Does Romney own a Waffle House? […]
There is No “IQ” in Text Message
I have been worried about the world for a long time—not in a “Mayan Calendar Explosion kind of way” but in a “Have we all swallowed stupid pills?” kind of way. I thought we hit rock […]
DogTV Will Soon Be Barking at your Door
There are 78 million dogs in the US, and many are latch key dogs – left at home while their owners do the unforgivable: go out and earn a living to keep them in designer […]