Happy 10th Anniversary Iraq War!
As I was driving home from a COMEDY CLUB last night, a guy on the radio said it was the ten-year anniversary of the Iraq War. Oh my GOD, are we STILL talking about Iraq, can’t […]
Tag: Snooki
Snooki Gives Birth!
Snooki has given birth to a baby boy! In honor of the blessed event, MTV has bestowed upon its newest Jersey Shore cast member a multitude of gifts including: a liftetime supply of Axe body spray, […]
Snooki’s Pregnancy Predicament for MTV
MTV is panicking over the potential pregnancy of Snooki because they feel a pregnancy would affect the creative direction of the spinoff show which Snooki has contracted to do with her Jersey Shore costar JWOWW. […]
Snooki, Kid Rock and the GOP
Recent events have brought two questions to mind: 1) Snooki might be pregnant. What’s the GOP’s stance on contraception now? 2) Why is Kid Rock endorsing Mitt Romney? Does Romney own a Waffle House? […]
The New Face of Planned Parenthood?
Planned Parenthood is in the limelight and has received a record number of donations since being spurned by the Susan G. Komen Foundation. Numerous PR experts have offered to help Planned Parenthood build on their […]
Who Deserves to Be Top News?
Each day, I see the top news stories of the day at the top of my laptop screen. I have to admit that I was a bit disheartened to find one of these stories listed […]
You Can Smell Just Like Snooki
Snooki of the Jersey Shore has followed in the footsteps of other celebrities and launched her own fragrance. While I am pretty sure chemists, and not the actress and author, actually came up with the […]