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The New Face of Planned Parenthood?

February 2, 2012February 2, 2012 Stephanie Queen

Planned Parenthood is in the limelight and has received a record number of donations since being spurned by the Susan G. Komen Foundation. Numerous PR experts have offered to help Planned Parenthood build on their […]

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No Walmart Greeter Job for Paula Abdul

January 31, 2012January 31, 2012 Stephanie Queen

Soon, Walmart will be doing away with its famous “greeters”, the employees whose “Welcome to Walmart”  signature phrase takes the sting out of standing in line behind the guy who thinks repetitive belching in public […]

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Paula Abdul’s Ghost

November 21, 2011November 21, 2011 Neal Mayhem

Paula Abdul claims her home in LA is haunted by a ghost, who keeps turning the lights on and off. It even has a name; ‘Vodka and Vicodin’

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