Soon, Walmart will be doing away with its famous “greeters”, the employees whose “Welcome to Walmart” signature phrase takes the sting out of standing in line behind the guy who thinks repetitive belching in public is okay. This is truly a shame. Not only will customers miss those bright smiles and warm hellos as they enter the stores, but according to Hollywood insiders, Paula Abdul is also devastated because she has missed out on her next career opportunity now that she has been axed from the X Factor.
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