Snooki of the Jersey Shore has followed in the footsteps of other celebrities and launched her own fragrance. While I am pretty sure chemists, and not the actress and author, actually came up with the smell or the perfume, Snooki is said to have had a lot of input. The fragrance is a mix of day-after-sex stench, Bacardi Rum, and the beach after a storm has churned up and deposited mildewy seaweed on the sand. It is now available online and at all fine stores such as Walmart. Nothing says romance, class and love like Snooki smell.
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