Hi! Bacon & Chocolate Party’s top election official here. I was at the dentist all day and am in no mood to count the huge amount of votes. I am however pleased to report high levels of civility, patience, and kindness among B&C’s Iowan caucusers and its party officials. Don’t vote to vote Bacon & Chocolate Party in November. Bacon & Chocolate party, this is the dawning of the Age of Tastiness.
– Paul De Lancey, presidential candidate and nice guy.