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The Mysterious Staple Remover

March 2, 2025 Paul De Lancey

It’s about to turn into a staple. How many times has this happened to you? You stapled a stack of papers, but you need to take out that staple because it twisted into an impossible […]

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New Math Formula Points to the Size of a Man

February 6, 2013September 22, 2013 Donna Cavanagh

I’m not sure exactly how to segue gracefully into this topic, so I am just going to jump right in, and here it goes: It seems that researchers in South Korea have come up with […]

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