A Fun Renaming of the Bird World

A burrito of burrowing owls How in the world did someone come up with the idea of calling a flock of crows a murder of crows? Were they pickled to the gills? Why not call […]
A burrito of burrowing owls How in the world did someone come up with the idea of calling a flock of crows a murder of crows? Were they pickled to the gills? Why not call […]
I am ready. I am able to dispense with stupendously bad advice on time because: 1) Gravity is still working. 2) I just ate fish sticks. 3) My productivity today edged out my anti-productivity. So, […]
1) Do what you can do. If you can do it, then you can do it. 2) Don’t do what you can’t do. If you can’t do it, then you can’t do it. 3) Not […]
See the ducks wait for Paul to feed them. See the ravenous ducks charge Paul. See the rabid ducks chase Paul out of the park. – Paul De Lancey, Friend […]
We’re all wondering how this Duck Dynasty phenomenon is ultimately going to end, right? I think I know the answer. But I’m not talking about the show itself, but what comes afterward. We’re talking the […]
I went to feed the ducks today. I didn’t feed them food because they had just come back from a barbecue but I did feed them information. I told them that they should get themselves […]
Los Angeles: The City of Angels. The land of sun, palm trees and broken dreams. The land of Botox and silicone and really great tacos and hamburgers. I had moved back here recently and was […]
A man in Roswell, New Mexico (the alien capital of the world), was arrested after he apparently got into an altercation with a STOP sign–yep, the octagonal red and white sign that sits at intersections […]