4 y.o: Why do the Ninja Turtles have a fat head like you? Me: I don’t have a fat head. 4: Me: 4: Why don’t you know you have a fat head? — Exploding Unicorn […]
Little known fact: Hitchcock was the first to conceive of The Terminator, Ghostbusters, and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. If only Hollywood had listened, Hitch could have become one of the great summer blockbuster directors.
Alcohol kills germs, so I drink it to sanitize my organs. It’s basically a health food. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December 19, 2013 Things were said. Feelings were hurt. Your car was set […]