3-year-old: There’s a monster in my closet. Me: No, he’s in the pantry. 3: Me: He only eats kids. She’ll never open my Cheetos again. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 17, 2014 I don’t know […]
I just saw a woman wearing a shirt that just said “Gorgeous.” That woman is most certainly a liar. It would have been believable had her shirt said “I love Cheetos and have […]
It turns out that when you run out of fresh Parmesan, chopped up Cheetos really doesn’t add anything but color to a salad.