Who Knew News Report
This week in the news, sources report the new Commander in Chief has a somewhat low tolerance for things that don’t go his way and a juvenile level of self paranoia. He blames everyone for […]
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Humor Meets Holidays – Toys For Tots Goes Bust
Toys For Tots Goes Bust Newspaper typo turns local ‘Toys for Tots’ drive into a major traffic jam What was supposed to be a run of the mill “Toys for Tots” Holiday event became anything […]
Unicorn Bites 7/25/14
Me: Work was AWFUL. Wife: All the kids pooped through their clothes at the same time. I put them in the tub & cried Me:*goes back to work* — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) July 25, 2014 […]
Unicorn Bites 4/15/14
3-year-old daughter: *watches me type* That’s the wrong letter Me: You can’t read 3: But I know when you’re wrong. She’s already a woman. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 15, 2014 Boss: Bear in mind- […]
Unicorn Bites 1/17/14
3-year-old: There’s a monster in my closet. Me: No, he’s in the pantry. 3: Me: He only eats kids. She’ll never open my Cheetos again. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 17, 2014 I don’t know […]
Back to College Pet Peeves
As college students pack up for the campus return, parents are advised to keep a watchful eye on what’s being tossed into the duffle bag. That’s right, you might think your biggest parenting hurdle is convincing […]
Zachary is not taking drugs with his friends.
Zachary is 19 years of age. Like all people who are 19 years of age, he’s one year away from his 20th birthday but that all seems like a year away, at this particular juncture […]
Spray It, Don’t Say It
Manners are an ever-evolving contract that society signed to avoid embarrassing and thoughtless behavior, or what the French termed “faux pas” in between giving English-speakers the wrong directions to the Louvre. Our earliest etiquette rule […]