What do you get for that special someone who has everything? Why a gift certificate for a restaurant restroom, of course. This memorable present is sure to take your relationship to an entirely new level.
– Paul R. De Lancey, gift advisor
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So many gifts are problematic. This one would be a relief.
The gift certificate will be called “Free Pee.”
Well, it’s certainly something that everyone needs.