South African Bobotie and The Outer Space Restaurant


South African Entree BOBOTIE INGREDIENTS 2 slices bread ⅔ cup milk (½ cup more later) 1 Granny Smith or other sour apple 1 large onion 3 tablespoons butter 2 pounds ground beef 2¼ tablespoons lemon […]

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Boeuf Bourguignon, the Best Test for Relationships

French Entree BOEUF BOURGUIGNON INGREDIENTS 2½ pounds beef chuck 2 garlic cloves 1 large onion 1 shallot 1 bay leaf* 5 peppercorns* 3 sprigs fresh parsley* 1 sprig fresh thyme* 2⅓ cups red Burgundy or […]

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Slow Cooker Refried Beans, The Ideal End of the World Entree


Mexican Entree SLOW COOKER REFRIED BEANS INGREDIENTS 2 cups or 14 ounces dry pinto beans 1 onion 1 jalapeno or serrano pepper 3 garlic cloves 5½ cups water 1 teaspoon cumin ½ teaspoon pepper ½ […]

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Cool Mocha and the Earthquakes in My House


American Appetizer COOL MOCHA COFFEE INGREDIENTS 3 cups hot, brewed coffee ⅔ cup sugar ¾ cup semisweet chocolate chips, milk chocolate if you prefer it sweeter 3½ cups milk SPECIAL UTENSILS glass jars with lids […]

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Steak au Poivre And How Sock-Heavy Comet Halley Will Destroy Us All


French Entree STEAK AU POIVRE VERT INGREDIENTS ¾ cup whipping cream ¼ cup green peppercorns 2 shallots 1½ pounds tender boneless beef steaks cut 1″ thick 1½ tablespoons butter 1½ tablespoons olive oil 7 tablespoons […]

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Not to Do List – For the End of the World


My quite helpful not-to-do lists are generally meant to describe normal days, like when the Earth be around. But dedicated people keep telling us that our World is going to end and they can’t always […]

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How I Will Save The World From Bigass Comets And War

If you’re like me, the thought of three-mile-wide comet striking the Earth terrifies you. I mean the last time we got hit by one, woowee, things were bad! We’re talking mass extinction with exclamation points […]

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Beware of the family car.

Who knew owing a Volkswagen could be so deadly?

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Salami and Eggs and UFOs

American Entree SALAMI AND EGGS INGREDIENTS 3 ⅓” thick slices Hebrew NationalTM salami 2 eggs ¼ teaspoon salt 1 teaspoon vegetable oil 1 teaspoon deli mustard (optional) Makes 1 plate. Takes 10 minutes. PREPARATION Make […]

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