Can You Win a One-Way Ticket to Mars?
Some people say they are sick of this world, and they want to get away from it all. While many of these malcontents long to leave “civilized society” and settle in rural wooded areas […]
Tag: Earth
Jesus Tired of Our Crap, Cancels Second Coming, Would Not Sacrifice Again
Jesus announced yesterday that he’s had enough. He is tired of earth’s crap and he’s canceled his second coming indefinitely. “Look, I had a bad feeling about this way back when I agreed to be […]
Asteroid Targeting Earth
NASA has confirmed that a 60-meter asteroid, which is 197 feet for those of us in the US who do not know the metric system, has a good chance of colliding with the Earth next […]
First the Rapture, Now the Comet – Trying to Count the Doomsday Theories
So, we just get over the non-rapture event of May 21st and now we have to focus on our next biggest apocalyptic threat: Comet Elenin. According to a recent article I read, this comet is […]