Salami and Eggs and UFOs
American Entree SALAMI AND EGGS INGREDIENTS 3 ⅓” thick slices Hebrew NationalTM salami 2 eggs ¼ teaspoon salt 1 teaspoon vegetable oil 1 teaspoon deli mustard (optional) Makes 1 plate. Takes 10 minutes. PREPARATION Make […]
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Iraqi Potato Beef Casserole, Scrabble, and World Domination
Iraqi Entree POTATO BEEF CASSEROLE (kibbe batata) INGREDIENTS 6 medium brown potatoes ½ teaspoon turmeric 2 garlic cloves 1 onion 2 tablespoons vegetable oil 1 pound ground beef or lamb 3 tablespoons parsley ¼ teaspoon […]
A Question For Charles Darwin
We cry whenever we dice onions in a Cuisinart food processor. What evolutionary pressure caused that? How many people or microbes, roamed prehistoric Earth armed with Cuisinart food processors? The ball’s in your court, Sir […]
Curry Noodles and Your Extraterrestrial Clothes Dryer
Malaysian Soup CURRY NOODLES (laska) INGREDIENTS – PASTE 1 large shrimp (1 pound more later in SOUP) 5 garlic cloves 4 macadamian nuts 6 fresh red chiles (remove seeds to make less spicy) 5 shallots […]
Tex Mex T Rex
Cretaceous Entree TEX MEX T REX INGREDIENTS 1 medium tyrannosaurus rex 300 garlic cloves 1,500 medium yellow onions 2,999 jars (18 ounces) barbecue sauce 1 15 ounce bottle organic ketchup 200 pounds chili powder 100 […]
Boiled Water For Beginners
Fusion Basic BOILED WATER People boil water all over the world. You simply cannot become a master chef without mastering the art of boiling water. It would be as ridiculous as trying to build the […]
Can You Win a One-Way Ticket to Mars?
Some people say they are sick of this world, and they want to get away from it all. While many of these malcontents long to leave “civilized society” and settle in rural wooded areas […]
Jesus Tired of Our Crap, Cancels Second Coming, Would Not Sacrifice Again
Jesus announced yesterday that he’s had enough. He is tired of earth’s crap and he’s canceled his second coming indefinitely. “Look, I had a bad feeling about this way back when I agreed to be […]
Asteroid Targeting Earth
NASA has confirmed that a 60-meter asteroid, which is 197 feet for those of us in the US who do not know the metric system, has a good chance of colliding with the Earth next […]
First the Rapture, Now the Comet – Trying to Count the Doomsday Theories
So, we just get over the non-rapture event of May 21st and now we have to focus on our next biggest apocalyptic threat: Comet Elenin. According to a recent article I read, this comet is […]