Flat Earthers walk among us. They claim, of course, that the Earth is flat. But what sort of flat shape do they assert our planet to be? Is it a rectangular disc? A oval one? Or even a flat doughnut with a hole in the middle? Do we eat doughnts to symbolically eat our home? This discussion is important if we don’t walk off the Earth’s edges? I do hope Earth isn’t a flat doughnut. We might fall into our planet’s doughnut hole! We’d drop forever!
Anyway, here are three leading theories for the Earth disc.
rectangle oval doughnut
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
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Is flat not another word for deflated?
Well, that explains the Bermuda Triangle–um, Circle.