I Can’t Hold Back Any Longer! The World Has Got To Know! Harrison Ford, Indiana Jones Himself, Was Beat Up By A GIRL In One Of His First Movies!!!! A GIRL!!!!

I Can’t Hold Back Any Longer! The World Has Got To Know! Harrison Ford Was Beat Up By A GIRL In One Of His First Movies!!!! A GIRL!!!!

And it wasn’t just any girl either- it was the pretty, petite Cindy Williams of Laverne and Shirley and Happy Days Fame. Little would one suspect that Ms. Williams had the moxie to beat on the oversized Harrison Ford, but she did! In the dramatic ending of the now classic film American Graffiti she is seen pounding on the hapless Ford after he has totaled his snazzy sports car in a road racing accident with her as an occupant. Poor Mr. Ford has to suffer two humiliations here- first having his hot car totalled, then getting totalled himself by her.

Of course, in American Graffiti was in his full blown macho display playing the street cruising arrogant prick Bob Falfa who humiliates all those who come up against him on the streets of Modesto California in 1962. Until the end that is…… at the end he flips the car and, for a moment, you think they are both trapped in the flaming wreck. Suddenly you see Cindy off to the side pounding Ford viciously (something he has been deserving for a long time, may I say).

Although this might seem a trite fact to many, I personally think many Ford fans need to have their noses rubbed in this truth. YOUR MACHO STAR GOT BEAT UP BY A GIRL!!!!!. (Hee, heee, hee! I am relishing this!)

How is that for you, my Indiana Jones at the age of 81? Does that make your face turn red, oh, great  blaster of green, rat faced aliens Hans Solo? Mr. Jack Ryan smarty pants?

How will this little tidbit of  a WELL DOCUMENTED beating do to your image and your career, Sir Stud A Dud? Maybe you’ll have to do bits on Hallmark movies from now on (hee, hee, hee!), eh, big guy??????