Let me start off by saying that I am about to offend someone. I don’t know who, but I smell offense in the offing. Why? Because I have a serious question and when I ask […]
It’s Saturday morning, my only lazy morning of the week. I’ll get dressed later. Right now all I want to do is sit and watch Mythbusters on cable. You’d better put the garbage out before […]
According to the word on the street, when two women wear the same dress in the same location at the same time, a bitter chill fills the air. The first time I met Jill Y, […]
You’re only as fat as you feel, and I feel like having more ice cream. It’s hot outside, and the body needs to be cooled, preferably with something that tastes good. Pizza contains protein and […]
Dear Lord, please give me the strength and the courage to tell my wife that her new bandage dress needs another 5-yards of bandage just to cover her ass, Amen.
A dress belonging to Amy Winehouse has been auctioned for £40k. It’s a bargain if you consider there’s a kilo of coke in the pocket