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Hate Crime Victim Relieved to Know Life-Threatening Attack Was Not Personal

April 21, 2014 Richard Spall

Pat Anderson regained consciousness today after being moved from the ICU as a result of an upgraded medical condition. The patient was assaulted from behind by a group of three masked men while walking the […]

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June 29, 2012June 29, 2012 Deb Martin-Webster

Dear Lord, please give me the strength and the courage to tell my wife that her new bandage dress needs another 5-yards of bandage just to cover her ass, Amen.

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