Friends, Colleagues, Comrades,
The hour is upon us. It is now our time to act boldly and brilliantly.
It is now one year since self determined ‘Patriots’ stormed the Capitol and ravished it the same way a street gang would ravish and rape a lone woman in the dark of our nation’s Capital. They were of the same mentality as beasts devouring anything smaller than themselves with lavascious lust! Now it is time for the reckoning!
We will now avenge ourselves, our land and our democracy by the actions that we ourselves take this day. Just as they, the animals that declared themselves heroes a year ago with destruction, dementia and death; we will now do the same with dedication, determination and democracy and attack that bastianed fortress that houses the modern forces of fascism and folly – Mar-A-Lago, that modern castle of a modern Macchiavelli- Donald J. Trump, and his fascist family.
It is ours for the taking.
Tonight at the ringing of Midnight we will stealthily stalk into the Mansion of Mendacity to equal the score for the Nation, for the Government, for our Democracy. We shall not falter or fail.
Group A will break in through the back walls using a new silent explosive that will aid in the element of surprise. Once inside that will spray knock-out gas to take down any would-be heroes to the Trump cause. They will be zip-tied and left for the morning crew to find. Group A will then begin a quick destruction or removal of any garish or gaudy art displays, furnishings or items that fall well beyond the range of good taste. That will probably include 80% of the Trump family’s treasures. That definitely includes their kids.
Group B will round up any and all workers there and escort them politely out. They will take a record of how many are illegal immigrants, how many of them are from south of the border, and how many of them have suspicious Russian accents. The ones who are illegal will be photographed and their photos sent to MAGAites all across the US.to show how true blue Donald is. The ones without Russian accents will be let go; those with Russian or ANY hint of former Soviet Bloc accents will be held for future prisoner exchanges with Putin because we know it is him who placed them there. This includes Melania.
Group C will confiscate the legendary Golden Toilet, melt it down, and give the proceeds to help pay the hospital bills for federal workers injured during last year’s Capital attack. Any other items of great value will be donated towards repairs needed from the out and out vandalism done in 2021 to the Capital under the warped guise of ‘Patriotism’.
Group D will be on the lookout for any of the Trump Family who happen to be home at the time or hiding under the beds, round them up, drag them down to the main dining hall, and, with the exception of Ivanka and her sister, have them branded with a ‘T’ on their backsides for Traitor like they used to do to soldiers in the cowboy days who failed in their duties or showed cowardice. Melanie will have her head shaved as they did to traitorous women who slept with the enemy during WW2.
Should Donald J. Trump himself be found he will be sedated, hog-tied and transported secretly to Saint Helena, one of the most isolated islands in the world, fittingly it was also the one the British sent Napoleon Bonaparte after his nuisance disrupted most of Europe in the early 1800’s. Here he, the Great Orange One, will spend the rest of his days in a place his followers cannot get to and where he cannot do any more damage to the United States than what he was done already. The irony in this is intentional and has not been lost in this move.
Lastly, the secret Group X will enter and search for the still missing Top Secret documents still missing from their files. Those not found will be assumed to be in Putin’s hands.
All of these actions must be accomplished by daylight to allow time to flee before the helicopters and tanks start homing in. It will be a big operation, but one that we know we can do in the time allotted. We will unfortunately not have the daylight the other Jan. 6th crew had, but at least we know we aren’t phony, demented weasels like the throngs last year were.
That is it- True Patriots of Democracy; the time has come. Godspeed and may your efforts save our Nation in ways that MAGA never could!
We will see each other afterwards in peace and freedom or on the other side also in peace and freedom!