Flying Pantyhosed Chubster Lives the Dream and So Can You

King of the World - Dance Master Prompts us all to sieze the day or night or whatever, an hour, a minute, 34 seconds, just grab it and be your own Dance master - Charlie Kaz Franco pic

Meet the Dance Master. A master of the dance. He’s a flexibly soaring, happy man, with a satiated belly and a sexy pair of black pantyhose. It takes strength of character to go against the […]

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Space: the Final Font Tier

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The Honest Truth of What I’m About to Say Will Probably Enrage You

I have a 6th sense when it comes to knowing how to push people’s buttons. Normally I try to avoid such unpleasantness. Unfortunately that’s not always possible. I realize what I’m about to say will […]

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Fun and Free New Craze: Ear Fingering

Charlie Kazfranco Pic - If you put a finger in your ear and scratch it sounds like pacman

Darwin saw this coming… the evolution of ear-finger games was inevitable. Not only is this revelation a gamer’s dream it’s also a huge relief on their parent’s pocketbooks. Free to play, and unlike nose picking, […]

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Celebrate President’s Day with a Valentine in Your Heart

President’s Day reminds me of Valentine’s Day, so I celebrate Reagan and Bush. They were America’s best lovers. They fucked the country the hardest.  

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Hello I Love You Won’t You Tell Me Your Name?

Charlie Kazfranco Falling in Love from Midnight to Midnight - humor relationships

Tomorrow I will be in love. At least that’s the plan. I will have 24 hours to succeed. Here’s how it’s going to work: 11:00 PM Tonight: I’ll be wearing my best, looking my best […]

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Space Aliens to Inject New Spy Gear into Human Orifice

Outer Space isn’t so far out… Today, believers and nonbelievers alike are flabbergasted over the latest news publicized by the notorious internet hackers, known as Anonymous. Earlier this week, members of the vigilante group broke […]

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