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Faces filled with joy and cheer. What a magical time of year. Howdy Ho! It’s Weasel Stomping Day. Put your Viking helmet on. Spread that mayonnaise on the lawn. Don’t you know it’s Weasel Stomping Day? All the little girls and boys. Love that wonderful crunching noise. You’ll know what this day’s about. When you stomp a weasel’s guts right out. So, come along and have a laugh. Snap their weasely spines in half. Grab your boots and stomp your cares away. Hip hip hooray, it’s Weasel Stomping Day. People up and down the street. Crushing weasels beneath their feet. Why we do it, who can say? But it’s such a festive holiday. So let the stomping fun begin. Bash their weasely skulls right in. It’s tradition, that makes it okay. Hey everyone, it’s Weasel Stomping. We’ll have some fun on Weasel Stomping. Put down your gun, it’s Weasel Stomping Day. Hip Hip Hooray, it’s Weasel Stomping Day. Weasel Stomping Day.
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Stop The Squeal!

June 24, 2021 rfreed

A new Stop The Squeal movement has started up. This document is being circulated to put an end to the endless squealing of certain groups of an extreme right wing flavor that insist that the […]

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Politicselectoral college, Hilary Clinton, Jewish space lasers, stop the steal, Trump

Sure-fire T-shirt Slogan Ideas For the 2020 Election

March 6, 2020 rfreed

What if the Dems had said “ A black man will never win the Presidency” back in 2008? Think Bernie. You don’t have to be a liberal to think that Trump is a danger to […]

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2 CommentsPolitics2020 election, Bernie Sanders, electoral college, fascist America, Melania, Trump

Electoral College Electors Hiding Out From Democratic Assassins Because of 2016 Election

April 6, 2019 rfreed

Life is not easy for any of the 538 Electors from the 2016 election. Too many people with good memories remember very well the outcome of that election BECAUSE OF the outcome of that election. […]

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Politicselectoral college, Electors, funny, satire, Witness Protection Program

Pope Donald, the Wisest, Boldest and Best

November 14, 2018November 14, 2018 James Kobak

With the midterms behind him, Donald Trump feels that he has mastered the Presidency and is prepared to take the next logical step and declare himself Pope. “Air Force One is getting to be pretty […]

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Primary Colors

May 18, 2016May 18, 2016 Mark R Hunter

Approaching Indiana’s May primary, I found myself full of double negatives: That is to say, I flipped a coin to determine who I least wanted to vote against. Maybe that’s not technically a double negative, […]

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8 CommentsPolitics#politics, Benjamin Harrison, elections, electoral college, history, hoosiers, Indiana, Indiana history, presidential elections, primaries, primary colors, swing states, voting

Explaining the U.S. Electoral College to Foreigners and Children

October 17, 2012 Rick Snee

After ignoring this request for a while, I finally decided to tackle the electoral college in my “Explaining … to Foreigners and Children” series of guides.

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The Electoral Margin

September 10, 2012September 10, 2012 Kara

Think of the electoral margin if The Rapture happens before November.

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  • Faces filled with joy and cheer. What a magical time of year. Howdy Ho! It's Weasel Stomping Day. Put your Viking helmet on. Spread that mayonnaise on the lawn. Don't you know it's Weasel Stomping Day? All the little girls and boys. Love that wonderful crunching noise. You'll know what this day's about. When you stomp a weasel's guts right out. So, come along and have a laugh. Snap their weasely spines in half. Grab your boots and stomp your cares away. Hip hip hooray, it's Weasel Stomping Day. People up and down the street. Crushing weasels beneath their feet. Why we do it, who can say? But it's such a festive holiday. So let the stomping fun begin. Bash their weasely skulls right in. It's tradition, that makes it okay. Hey everyone, it's Weasel Stomping. We'll have some fun on Weasel Stomping. Put down your gun, it's Weasel Stomping Day. Hip Hip Hooray, it's Weasel Stomping Day. Weasel Stomping Day.
    Faces filled with joy and cheer. What a magical time of year. Howdy Ho! It's Weasel Stomping Day. Put your Viking helmet on. Spread that mayonnaise on the lawn. Don't you know it's Weasel Stomping Day? All the little girls and boys. Love that wonderful crunching noise. You'll know what this day's about. When you stomp a weasel's guts right out. So, come along and have a laugh. Snap their weasely spines in half. Grab your boots and stomp your cares away. Hip hip hooray, it's Weasel Stomping Day. People up and down the street. Crushing weasels beneath their feet. Why we do it, who can say? But it's such a festive holiday. So let the stomping fun begin. Bash their weasely skulls right in. It's tradition, that makes it okay. Hey everyone, it's Weasel Stomping. We'll have some fun on Weasel Stomping. Put down your gun, it's Weasel Stomping Day. Hip Hip Hooray, it's Weasel Stomping Day. Weasel Stomping Day.
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