I am pretty damn sick of the “replacement ref” issue in the NFL. I understand the officiating has been dismal at times, but unlike the rest of the universe, I did not expect anything more. […]
Think of the electoral margin if The Rapture happens before November.
Dear Facebook: A Hoaxster on your social network recently generated 327,000 likes on a Facebook page that centered on the supposed demise of Bill Cosby. I was wondering if you could ask this social media prankster […]
For the past year, we have been inundated with 2012 and the end of the world prophecies. I know that I usually scoff at these prognostications, but I have recently experienced an epiphany and […]
It seems that doomsday prognosticator, Harold Camping, is wrong again. This time, the Day of the Rapture came and went without the news coverage and fanfare that surrounded the last mistaken day of the Rapture […]
Just this once, I want the rapture to be true, so the corpses at the morgue will come to life and eat Lindsay Lohan’s brain.
A friend informed me that the Tea Party will sweep the next elections. Although my friend never calls an election correctly, I thought I should make arrangements for this apocalyptic event on the outside chance […]
I recently saw previews for a new TV show called Falling Skies starring Noah Wyle. In this drama, aliens have swooped down and pretty much destroyed the earth, and once again a few brave survivors […]
What is a devoted Christian to do? Here, the Rapture is only one day away and many Christians have yet to make survival arrangements for their little Fido or Kitty. As everyone knows, pets can’t […]