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Will Work For Lasagna

July 28, 2016

left_over_lasagnaBill O’Reilly said Michelle Obama was misinformed about the SLAVES that built the White House. Quoting that they were well fed and had decent living accommodations. Eh Bill . . . I think you’re glossing over the term SLAVE having it confused with PAID WORKERS. Paying their masters to rent out their SLAVES isn’t a paid worker either. However, you can have our left over lasagna and sleep in our leaking hay shed if you build our new barns.

Deb Martin-Webster

After a successful career in Art Administration, at Temple University/Tyler School of Art, Deb has taken on a new challenging career as an aspiring writer. Author of short story A Hot Dog Stand in the Himalayas Deb has written her first novel published by HumorOutcasts Press titled, Love, Montana. A quick read crossing the genres of contemporary western romance and travel adventure with lots of witty humor thrown in the mix. Also check out Deb's popular HO series Friday Humor Devotional. It's prayer with an attitude.

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8 Responses to Will Work For Lasagna

  1. Bill Y Ledden
    July 30, 2016 at 5:31 am

    I have worked for lasagne.
    No, wait, maybe it’s …lasagne has worked for me!

    • Deb Martin-Webster
      July 30, 2016 at 9:39 am

      That’s because you’re a saucy, multi-layered kind of guy Bill Y! πŸ˜‰

  2. July 28, 2016 at 1:50 pm

    Bill O’Reilly is already over-stuffed. He doesn’t deserve your lasagna.

    • Deb Martin-Webster
      July 28, 2016 at 2:25 pm

      You’re right Cathy, I should have offered him low-cal CROW! πŸ˜‰

  3. July 28, 2016 at 11:26 am

    As the SNL guy so aptly put it, “You don’t hire slaves. You slave slaves.” Well, maybe that wasn’t word for word, but it’s the best I can do from memory.

    As for being well fed and housed, most of us can do that for ourselves if we are paid for our work and allowed to figure out for ourselves how we want to live our lives.

    • Deb Martin-Webster
      July 28, 2016 at 1:02 pm

      Kathy, Bill O’Reilly is a big yawn. It’s not like slaves came over on the Love Boat! πŸ˜‰

  4. Bill Spencer
    July 28, 2016 at 11:01 am

    Oh really, O’Reilly? (He o’riles me up.)

    • Deb Martin-Webster
      July 28, 2016 at 12:59 pm

      I couldn’t have said it better myself Bill!

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